Tom. 16. Melbourne. Formula 1. Mark Webber. Red Bull Racing. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Muse. Coldplay. Craig Ferguson. Geoff Peterson. Pokemon. Ask box is up the top there, first on the right. Click it. Type something in the box. people peeking

please stay seated for the entire performance

Why am I too nice to say no?

3 days ago

operator: 911, please hold.

me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.

murderer: ok

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2 weeks ago

I want to get hurt. A car accident, anything. I want to get injured enough to wind up in a hospital, just to see if anyone would come to make sure I’m okay. And I’d pretend to be sleeping so in case anyone actually did come, they would sit at the edge of my bed, crying, and tell me everything. I want to hear everything they’ve ever thought of me, how they really feel, if they’re sorry for anything. I just want to know the truth. And I want to know who truly cares about me, even if it is selfish.

but-you-re-gone:

bamwamjam:

This is so accurate

So trueee

omgg this, please

(via amexcd)

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2 weeks ago

therulesofagentleman:

Submitted by patrice92

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3 weeks ago

(Source: fauxcrimes, via madiistarshine)

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3 weeks ago

therulesofagentleman:

Submitted by Spataru Alexandru

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3 weeks ago

(via 0-l-y-m-p-u-s)

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3 weeks ago

10knotes:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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3 weeks ago

I wonder what it’s like to be attractive.

(Source: bragonite, via letmefingeryourribcage)

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3 weeks ago

But when someone offers me a hug.

From behind, from in front, or even just a rub of the back. Welcome to my good books, you’ve got your own page.

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3 weeks ago

I’m a hug person.

Tends to scare people a little. Then they realise why I’m a hug person.

3 weeks ago

(Source: miserable-4t-best, via zero-trust)

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1 month ago

Stealing the crown jewels

Moriarty: I have an app for that

Sherlock: I have a deduction for that

John: I have a gun for that

Mycroft: I have a law for that

Lestrade: Not my division

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4 months ago

Sherlock owls

the-cleverness-of-me:

nerdlock:

alasihavetransfiguredmyfeet:

blomkvists-cat:

sherlock and john

mycroft

lestrade

irene

anderson

molly

moriarty

THE ENTIRE SHERLOCK FANDOM IS ON CRACK

THIS WHOLE FANDOM NEEDS COUNSELING

(Source: zuckerbergin, via ah-ah-ah-ah-stayin-alive)

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4 months ago

(Source: typicalaussie, via sherlocked-inthetardis)

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5 months ago